|Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,|
and every year Morris would say,
“Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter”.
Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter
ride is 50 dollars — and 50 dollars is 50 dollars”.
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
“Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I
might never get another chance.”
Esther replied, “Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars — and 50
dollars is 50 dollars”.
The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a
deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet
for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But
if you say one word, it’s 50 dollars.”
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all
kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did
his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
“By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but
you didn’t. I’m impressed!”
Morris replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said
something when Esther fell out, but you know —
50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
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